January 2011
my friends are watching hockey. thisis not awesome. I love you autofill; its like you know me.
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I've never had Taco Bell before
imnotan0wl-:
lol new years resolution
~ eat some taco bell ~
WHAT.
bb you’ve been missing out.
gnate1:
Screwing up one’s sleep schedule is significantly easier than fixing it.
thesoftalarm asked: i meant no you shouldn't do that and yes of course i will talk to you
December 2010
thesoftalarm asked: i meant no you shouldn't do that and yes of course i will talk to you
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i'm so bad at being sexy, it's unbelievable.
him: so whatre you wearing
me: a tshirt?
him: and that’s it? how big is it?
me: …a medium.
him: you just ruined it.
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my cousin just called me to tell me that she just met this famous indian tranny.
what the fuck.
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bdforlife:
So in high school I liked a total of 2 girls in 4 years.
Neither of which were from my school and both of which were more than a year older than me.
Shouldn’t I have just been getting with all the LG’s my school was full of?
i’ve been madly in love with this one guy since grade eight
and he’s the biggest freakshow at school.
why is my life like this.
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that unbelievably awkward moment when you make a beer joke to someone with an alcoholic mother
d0itfagg0t:
I hate all my followers
except like 3
wtf are we the same person right now